January 2010
4 posts
theo > kim
ok ok ok
i know i shouldnt be upset that my ex is with someone now. but im pissed.
So I have decided to dedicate my tumblr to awesome adventures and food. I’m refraining from posting mindless junk on my tumblr like I did in the past. Hopefully it will be something good.
November 2009
44 posts
i grew up loving most of these movies →
Goodmorning world :)
fmylife:
Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in ‘park’ before you get it on wildly in it. FML
happens to me all the time.
In love
Having an iPhone is the best thing ever!
fmylife:
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
fmylife:
Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML
intrigued
coming from USA, does anyone other than me really like X-Factor?
Reblog if you wear v necks.
(via blakeisaninja)
i prefer the deep v.
I've Only seen Bad Romance 3 times...does that...
everydayimhustlin:
thatrejectinavneck:
everydayimhustlin:
if it does I need a spanking. god i’m such a whore.
ive only watched it once. so at least you are better than me.
I had to watch it 3 times…the first 2 times were ruined..people wouldn’t leave me alone ahha
im trying to pace myself. though i expect myself to watch it at least 10 times by then end of my night.
I've Only seen Bad Romance 3 times...does that...
everydayimhustlin:
if it does I need a spanking. god i’m such a whore.
ive only watched it once. so at least you are better than me.
fmylife:
Today, I woke up and reached for my glasses on the nightstand and found a note on them. It read: “roses are red, violets are blue, I took all your stuff, and yes we’re through.” My girlfriend of two years left me and took everything but my bed, my nightstand, and my alarm clock. FML
such a heavy sleeper.
fmylife:
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle’s funeral. He didn’t want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don’t know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
NO WAY!!!
fmylife:
Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I’m a 17 year old guy. FML
HAHAHAHA
thanksss
thanks for following me fringeelements!!!
fmylife:
Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I’m a 38 year old man. It worked. FML
this is how im gonna be when im 38.
:)
catching up on my project runway. nothing is really impressive at all.
fmylife:
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they’ve been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I’ve been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she’s encouraged me the whole time. FML
this would totally happen to me.
fmylife:
Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML
HAHAHAHAH THIS IS HILARIOUS.
awhhh
charlie is on heroes again. :)
ughhh
im trying to watch something on hulu, but this stupid NuvaRing commercial that is 3 minutes long keeps coming up.
October 2009
33 posts
fmylife:
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
totes typ.
fmylife:
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML
sooooooo funny